Guest Post: Gnew at the Gaerie

While I’m busy enjoying a Mai Tai on Kauai, my friend Gnomeaggedon sent me the following via Aerie Mail, to keep you informed and entertained for a bit. Thank you, sir, and may you have a very GMerry Christmas, and the happiest of GNew Years!

 

Where the hell is this Gryphon going?

This isn’t Ironforge, it looks more like an Aerie…

Ohhh Kestrel’s Aerie!

Right now I get it… He’s got to feed the stable somehow and Gnomes are succulent treats for young birds.

Well, I guess while I’m here and dodging snapping beaks I can clean up a little… All these messy nests can go…

Fwwrrrooosssh!

Ahhh fire, got to love it!

Mmmm maybe I’ll keep those eggs warm… Not too warm you understand, although I doubt he will miss one or two. I had to skip breakfast this morning and those Gnome sized eggs are looking quite appealing.

Mmmm that gives me an idea… If those Octopi from Down Under are smart enough to hide from predators in coconut shells, surely I can avoid a little aggro if I hide in one of these.

/tap tap tap

/whistle

/ponder when will he be back?

What?

He took a Gnomish Flying Machine to where?

A-Why-Heee?

Guess I’ll have to look after my own dinner… Luckily I got my cooking skill up high enough for Burnt Kestrel Bites.

Mmm these egg shells are quite comfy, maybe I should take a couple of these home with me.

I could make a hat, a boat, a plane… Maybe not a plane, but it might work as a parachute.

Ohhhh Hai… Didn’t see you readers there… Ummm I’m sort of meant to be here… Oh what? Time to move on?

Ok, Ok… But before I do, I wish Kestrel, his family, his friends and you all readers a fantastic holiday season including an awesome New Year.

May all your experiences be Gnomesome (that’s like awesome with an extra dash of Gnomes… Lots of Gnomes… Lots of Fireball Hurling Gnome Gmages!)

Oooohhhh Noooooo!

Those birds are smarter than I thought!

I’m found out……

Arrgggghhh

Gnomer and Out

 

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